I don’t think this new law in Bend Oregon goes far enough. I think that smelly people should be barred from concerts, museums, libraries, holding public office, declaring war on Iraq, or cloning human beings. Kind of goes against “the unwashed masses”.
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I know someone who stinks to the point that it makes myself and others gag. His smell infests and corrupts any area he has been in for at least an hour after he has left. Knowing how unpleasant it can be there should be a law! Plus, how can we tell him in a sensitive manner which won’t offend or hurt?
people are really being ignorant you guys should know that not all smelly people smell because of lack of hygiene certain medical conditions can also cause people to smell ever heard of trimethylaminuria? unfortunately, the number of people suffering from this condition is increasing alot if you know someone very, very stinky, then it must be trimethylaminuria because people who do not take a bath/shower regularly do not smell as bad as clean people with trimethylaminuria
Well this girl that thinks she is my friend is annoying and no one likes her, not just because she stinks but she is rude, nasty and selfish. I feel sorry about those people who cant help the fact they stink but this girl stinks because she doesnt wash… her hands and nails are grey, she has told us she has less then one bath a week but thinks its ok, I can smell her on the other side of the room no kidding, she eats things off of her trainers, she eats scabs and over all the way she lives is unhealthy. She may have a lot of excercise (which makes her B O problem worse) and eat a good diet but she doesnt brush her teeth, was her hair or wash over all, she doesnt have or wear deodrant, people at school always laugh at her and since she was in year four she has been called “Smelly (then her name - which ryhms). We’ve told her before that she smells - not rudely and she ran off crying, we tried dropping hints by buying her soap for her birthday (we didnt all mean to do that) but she doesnt get it, its not just us no one likes her in the whole year, I’m sorry but she needs to wash! People who dont wash should really get some help because as far as I’m concerned to think of walking out of the house with smelly pits makes me wanna be sick! And when people smell you fell uncomfortable, sick and that smell lasts a long time… I wish this girl would wash that would make her slightly better! Leigh!
We both agree that smelly people are persistent and common problem. Ben says “It doesn’t matter how much they smell as long as they have kind thoughts for one another. Maybe there should be a special place were all smelly people can all live in harmony together on a special island called ’smellville’. Maybe we can sell smelly people tp one another to create a loving community, prosperous trade and christmas presents. A smelly person is for life-not just for christmas.” Laura explains how she was once a smelly individual with ugly thoughts and expresses “Ugly thoughts usually generate a emotional stench and therefore after a certain amount of time may produce a physical foul oddour, i used to have these thoughts but Ben showed me the light and washed my dirty thoughts away.I am now a very special part of the community. But at the same time do souly agree that smelly people are a liability and parasites to society. Perhaps we SHOULD send them to ‘Smellville’ then at least there would be no prejudice.”
Hia ed. I robyn hehehehehehe u realy do smell but its kk. bye bye luv u lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lost n lots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
our flat m8 ben smells so bad in our flat wen he opens the door the whole corridoor gets stunk out. We think he has cheesy crusty knob from watching to much porn if he goes to close to the fridge he turns the milk. Ben get a wash.
my brother has the worst breath in the world.its no wonder that it smells so bad as he eats at least 4 bombay badboys a day.his breath infests the air around him and it clings to him.you may not think this sounds that bad but if you smelt it, it would make you wrench,i did! ive told him that he stinks but clearly he’s so used to it he cant smell it and he justs thinks im lying, but im not ,so if you read this bro please lay off the pot noodles, toothpaste will never get rid of that smell xxx you know i luv ya xx
i dont discriminate about clean people.maybe i get offended when i meet someone who had no oder at all, have you ever thought of that? and who says smelling is bad, i have some very nice perfumes that mask my unatural body oder due to lack of hygene
iam smelly i like to play wrestling with kids so i swet a lot u know bein around kids is a sweaty job and i cant afford lynx its a tough job being a smelly nacker. the doctors say i have a diseas called herfatytis and that means i smell like the inside of a cow
i have a friend called john brearley. he stinks so bad i cant even go into his house. his whole family stink and all my friends keep asking how i can put up with it. hes ugly aswel.i need to tell him or else he’ll never have a life. i think the coat he wears acts as a protective layer keeping his smell in. it makes u gag. i dont know if it from not washing or what. but he stinks. keep it real
tom why dint you just tell me. instead i got shown this internet site and now im really hurt. i was wash regualry and mayb i should go to the doctors to have myself seen to. all bcoz iv never had a girlfriend doesn’t mean im ugly and just beautifully deformed. what kind of mate are you John
i have a maths teacher called ferenc palko who claims he’s from hungary and australia. His classroom is revolting! When you talk to him you are intoxicated by a rancid smell secreted by his mouth. I find it extremely hard to work and i will be having a word with the headmaster before my education goes down the tubes. Your sincerely Little Elf from Newbattle
hi my brother stinks sooooooooo bad its horendos i cant even stay in the same room as him he doesnt wipe his bum after goin for a poo he wees all over his hands and doesnt wash it off all inn all he is pretty stinky
I know someone who stinks to the point that it makes myself and others gag. His smell infests and corrupts any area he has been in for at least an hour after he has left. Knowing how unpleasant it can be there should be a law! Plus, how can we tell him in a sensitive manner which won’t offend or hurt?
people are really being ignorant you guys should know that not all smelly people smell because of lack of hygiene certain medical conditions can also cause people to smell ever heard of trimethylaminuria? unfortunately, the number of people suffering from this condition is increasing alot if you know someone very, very stinky, then it must be trimethylaminuria because people who do not take a bath/shower regularly do not smell as bad as clean people with trimethylaminuria
smelly ppl stink
smelly people might stink. but homosexuals r gay!!!!!
Well this girl that thinks she is my friend is annoying and no one likes her, not just because she stinks but she is rude, nasty and selfish. I feel sorry about those people who cant help the fact they stink but this girl stinks because she doesnt wash… her hands and nails are grey, she has told us she has less then one bath a week but thinks its ok, I can smell her on the other side of the room no kidding, she eats things off of her trainers, she eats scabs and over all the way she lives is unhealthy. She may have a lot of excercise (which makes her B O problem worse) and eat a good diet but she doesnt brush her teeth, was her hair or wash over all, she doesnt have or wear deodrant, people at school always laugh at her and since she was in year four she has been called “Smelly (then her name - which ryhms). We’ve told her before that she smells - not rudely and she ran off crying, we tried dropping hints by buying her soap for her birthday (we didnt all mean to do that) but she doesnt get it, its not just us no one likes her in the whole year, I’m sorry but she needs to wash! People who dont wash should really get some help because as far as I’m concerned to think of walking out of the house with smelly pits makes me wanna be sick! And when people smell you fell uncomfortable, sick and that smell lasts a long time… I wish this girl would wash that would make her slightly better! Leigh!
We both agree that smelly people are persistent and common problem. Ben says “It doesn’t matter how much they smell as long as they have kind thoughts for one another. Maybe there should be a special place were all smelly people can all live in harmony together on a special island called ’smellville’. Maybe we can sell smelly people tp one another to create a loving community, prosperous trade and christmas presents. A smelly person is for life-not just for christmas.” Laura explains how she was once a smelly individual with ugly thoughts and expresses “Ugly thoughts usually generate a emotional stench and therefore after a certain amount of time may produce a physical foul oddour, i used to have these thoughts but Ben showed me the light and washed my dirty thoughts away.I am now a very special part of the community. But at the same time do souly agree that smelly people are a liability and parasites to society. Perhaps we SHOULD send them to ‘Smellville’ then at least there would be no prejudice.”
I don’t like smelly people
Hia ed. I robyn hehehehehehe u realy do smell but its kk. bye bye luv u lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lots n lost n lots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
our flat m8 ben smells so bad in our flat wen he opens the door the whole corridoor gets stunk out. We think he has cheesy crusty knob from watching to much porn if he goes to close to the fridge he turns the milk. Ben get a wash.
my brother has the worst breath in the world.its no wonder that it smells so bad as he eats at least 4 bombay badboys a day.his breath infests the air around him and it clings to him.you may not think this sounds that bad but if you smelt it, it would make you wrench,i did! ive told him that he stinks but clearly he’s so used to it he cant smell it and he justs thinks im lying, but im not ,so if you read this bro please lay off the pot noodles, toothpaste will never get rid of that smell xxx you know i luv ya xx
i dont discriminate about clean people.maybe i get offended when i meet someone who had no oder at all, have you ever thought of that? and who says smelling is bad, i have some very nice perfumes that mask my unatural body oder due to lack of hygene
SMELLY PPL ROCK
iam smelly i like to play wrestling with kids so i swet a lot u know bein around kids is a sweaty job and i cant afford lynx its a tough job being a smelly nacker. the doctors say i have a diseas called herfatytis and that means i smell like the inside of a cow
i have a friend called john brearley. he stinks so bad i cant even go into his house. his whole family stink and all my friends keep asking how i can put up with it. hes ugly aswel.i need to tell him or else he’ll never have a life. i think the coat he wears acts as a protective layer keeping his smell in. it makes u gag. i dont know if it from not washing or what. but he stinks. keep it real
tom why dint you just tell me. instead i got shown this internet site and now im really hurt. i was wash regualry and mayb i should go to the doctors to have myself seen to. all bcoz iv never had a girlfriend doesn’t mean im ugly and just beautifully deformed. what kind of mate are you John
i have a maths teacher called ferenc palko who claims he’s from hungary and australia. His classroom is revolting! When you talk to him you are intoxicated by a rancid smell secreted by his mouth. I find it extremely hard to work and i will be having a word with the headmaster before my education goes down the tubes. Your sincerely Little Elf from Newbattle
hi my brother stinks sooooooooo bad its horendos i cant even stay in the same room as him he doesnt wipe his bum after goin for a poo he wees all over his hands and doesnt wash it off all inn all he is pretty stinky
I suffer from trimethylaminuria. Its a crippling disease. before you judge, educate your self.